How to Write a Manifesto

Today, we write a manifesto.

Today, our second sentence starts with the first word of the first sentence.

We write a short sentence.

Then a shorter one.

Then a really, really long sentence that maybe doesn’t make a whole lot of sense but is immediately followed by…

One.

Word.

Sentences.

Then we make our point even clearer.

By using fragmented prepositional phrases.

By repeating that first preposition.

By doing it a total of three times.

And then we have another really long sentence that builds up excitement for our overarching concept that is summed up in a single word that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Kumquat.